Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Dell Customer Support

A brief but amusing aside from my usual movie related topics. I am going to paste an actual email from Dell customer "support" below. It's hysterical. Please note that my name is most assuredly not Mr. Wampler, the rep. says nothing about what they will actually do to fix this problem, and the whole thing is barely English. Needless to say, if you're looking for faulty hardware, poor customer service and aggravation, choose Dell. If you want a nice machine at a reasonable price and would like a smidgen of customer service to go with it, AVOID DELL. Read on and laugh:

My Message (A Third Attempt To Complain)


Problem Description:

I am not sure where to offer feedback to your company, I am hoping this is the place. Over the past few years my brother and I have each purchased Dell computers and my father has purchased one. They have all gone to the above XXXXX address. My brother, who can complain on his own later, has seen 2 hard drives fail already and has thrown his Dell in the trash after less than 2 years.

Last September I purchased the entry level $499 dollar laptop. To date, and despite 2 technical service calls, this laptop has been so slow in incapable it's barely functional. I could not be more disappointed in this machine. It's a shame you even offer this model to your customers because it is utter junk. Do you realize when you ship this thing that it can't even play the opening windows theme without stuttering? Or that playing a song in Itunes and using another application slows it to a crawl? For a new machine, less than a year, that's an outrage. I am looking for a new laptop once again as this one is not worth the plastic it's cased in and I have been completely robbed of my 500 dollars. My brother, my father and I, responsible for purchasing 4 Dells in the last 3 years, are through with this brand. The lost productivity, the aggravation and the knowledge that I flushed 500 dollars down the drain are my lasting memories of Dell. I'm sorry to say that my new search includes all machines expect the Dell brand.

The Hysterical "Response"


Dear Mr. Wampler,

Thank you for contacting Dell Online Customer Care.

I was concerned to e-mail in your letter in regards to your dealings with Dell. By bringing this to our attention, you provide us with crucial data in our ever-vigilant efforts to raise our standards.

I assure you that your situation is not indicative of the quality service Dell is capable of providing. I sincerely appreciate your taking the time to share your experience with us. Your comments are very important to us and will assist in making improvements.

Your feedback has and will continue to be considered in our ongoing endeavors to improve services. I truly believe that anything less is completely unacceptable. We take this information very seriously and will move to take immediate corrective action.

I have forwarded your message to management and they are listening to your concerns and will seriously be looking into this concern and work on making improvements.

I truly apologize that we were not able to provide you with an experience that was completely satisfactory to you. I assure you that this situation is not indicative of the quality service Dell is capable of providing.

Once again, I thank you for sharing your experience with us. Whether the feedback we receive is positive or negative, it remains a crucial tool for determining how we can best improve our products and services. I truly regret any inconvenience this matter may have caused.

If you have any other concern, please feel free to e-mail me and I will be more than happy to assist you.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to assist you. Your case number for this interaction is 173864168. Please keep this number for your records; it will help us keep track of this issue so we can better assist you if you have any further questions or concerns about your issue.

If you require further assistance, please feel free to visit our Online Customer Care Center at:

http://support.dell.com

Thank you again, for contacting Dell Online Customer Care.

Respectfully,

Shubninder Kaur Gill
Rep ID 110778
11:30 AM to 08:30 PM CST
Dell Online Customer Care
http://support.dell.com

When responding to me, please use the *REPLY* function of your e-mail program. This will keep the SAME SUBJECT LINE of our e-mail. Otherwise your message may be delayed or lost.