Chuck Norris Is Still Awesome

Check out these hysterical facts about Chuck Norris from the awesome Chucknorrisfacts.com website. Head on over there and read them all.

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.



• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.



• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.



• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.



• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.



• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.



• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.



• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.



• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.



• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.



• Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.



• Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.



• There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.



• Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.



• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.



• Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.



• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.



• Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost



• Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.



• Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.